Episode 3 - January 19th 2015

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

JIM ROSS: Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to GWA Main Event! We are just two weeks away from the Royal Rumble, live on Pay Per View!

JERRY LAWLER: What did I say to you last week JR? Stop boring everyone to death! And speaking of boring, look who's in the ring.



JOHN CENA: I'm out here for one reason. To address my future with the GWA. Now it's no secret that I've been on a losing streak since September, I haven't been focused. I promised that in 2015, I would turn all of that around. Last week, I had an opportunity to get a shot at the World Heavyweight championship, and I failed. But that loss did something to me. It lit a fire in me that hasn't burned for a very long time! A fire that can only be described in two words...



CENA: RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!



CENA: In two weeks time, at the Royal Rumble, I will enter the Royal Rumble match! I will win the Royal Rumble match, then I will go to WrestleMania 31 and become the new World Heavyweight champion!



JERRY LAWLER: What an idiot! You're a loser John! Cena Sucks! Cena Sucks! Cena Sucks!



JIM ROSS: When was the last time you won a World title, King?

LAWLER: Shut your mouth, Ross!

ROSS: Folks, we'll be right back!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

GENE OKERLUND: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guests at this time, the GWA Tag Team champions, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn - The New Age Outlaws. Gentlemen, in two weeks time at the Royal Rumble, you will put your titles on the line against the winners of our next match. Your thoughts?



ROAD DOGG: Woah, woah Gene-O! What are our thoughts? Look at it like this: It doesn't matter if it's the Turkey Dinosaurs or the 3 Count tribute act, who by the way, are a member and a Tank Abbott short. We'll beat them, just like we've beaten everybody who has come after our titles. Because the basic fact is, that we, are the GREATEST TAG TEAM IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDD!



BILLY GUNN: And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya....SUCK IT!



JERRY LAWLER: Turkey Dinosaurs, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!



LAWLER: That's a funny looking lock up!



JIM ROSS: Sweet T drives McIntyre into the corner.





ROSS: A Big Splash there by Sweet T!







ROSS: Tag made to Brodus Clay.

LAWLER: I'm struggling to stay awake here! These two teams are terrible!



ROSS: Then do us all a favour Jerry, and go to sleep.

LAWLER: You watch your mouth Ross!





ROSS: Slater driven face first into the canvas there by Brodus!



ROSS: Slater is certainly feeling that one!





LAWLER: That's it, he's dead.







ROSS: 1...





ROSS: 2...



ROSS: And McIntyre makes the save at 2 and a half.

LAWLER: He's looking a bit stiff Ross. What's the matter Drew, can't bend your knees? HAHAHAHAHAHA!





ROSS: And the referee's having a few choice words there with McIntyre.



ROSS: Brodus makes the tag to Sweet T. And this is smart strategy by Tons of Funk, making frequent tags in order to keep both men fresh.

LAWLER: Fresh? I don't think they've seen a can of deodorant in their lives, HAHAHAHA!



ROSS: And Sweet T drops an elbow on Slater.







ROSS: And Slater gets driven into the mat there!



ROSS: Sweet T into the cover.





ROSS: 1...





ROSS: 2...



ROSS: McIntyre with the distraction there, breaking up the count.



LAWLER: And now the referee's asking him for an autograph! Try saying that one with a straight face!



ROSS: The referee desperately trying to keep order here, as McIntyre has a heated exchange with Sweet T!



ROSS: Slater with a roll-up, looking to steal it here!





ROSS: 1...





ROSS: 2...



ROSS: And Sweet T just manages to kick out!





ROSS: Slater tags in McIntyre.



ROSS: And he got caught!

LAWLER: How much longer am I going to have to suffer through this?!



ROSS: And Sweet T is feeling it here! A little robot for the fans!

LAWLER: He looks like a middle aged Dad trying to be down with the kids.



ROSS: Tag made to Brodus.







ROSS: Crossbody by Brodus!







ROSS: 1...





ROSS: 2...





ROSS: 3!



ROSS: So it will be Tons of Funk who take on the New Age Outlaws at the Royal Rumble, and that should be a highly entertaining match. We'll be right back folks!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

JIM ROSS: Welcome back folks, still to come tonight, Alex Riley takes on Bad News Barrett, plus the contract signing for the World Heavyweight championship match between Batista and Alberto Del Rio.

JERRY LAWLER: Hey, what's that idiot doing out here?!



ROSS: Curtis Axel making his way down to the ring, and looking at my notes here, he's not scheduled.

LAWLER: That's real interesting Ross, because my notes say that he's an idiot! HAHAHAHAHA!





CURTIS AXEL: I saw John Cena come out here earlier to get some things off his chest, and I felt I needed to do the same. You see, it's not easy for me. I'm a third generation superstar. I was preceded by perfection and greatness. My father was "Mr Perfect" Curt Hennig and my grandfather is Larry "The Axe" Hennig. I have a lot to live up to. Two weeks ago, I came out here and wrestled Alex Riley, and unfortunately for me, he was the better man on that night and he deserved to win. So, to cut a long story short, I'm out to issue an open challenge to anyone in the locker room, anyone at all, and I will beat them 1, 2, 3 in the middle of this ring.



ROSS: Looks like we're set for an impromptu match here, as the referee makes his way back down to the ring.



ROSS: Curtis Axel certainly looks ready to compete. I wonder who will accept his challenge?



ROSS: Oh no...

LAWLER: HAHAHAHAHA! This is great!



ROSS: So it will be Curtis Axel vs Mark Henry here.



ROSS: And Henry wastes little time with that short arm clothesline!



MARK HENRY: NO ONE CALLS ME OUT! HE AIN'T GOT NO RESPECT!

ROSS: Henry seems to be taking Axel's open challenge as something personal against him!



HENRY: GET UP! GET UP!





ROSS: And Henry connects with the World's Strongest Slam, and that might be all she wrote folks!



HENRY: THAT'S WHAT I DO!



ROSS: Henry is relentless with this assault!

LAWLER: Axel made a big mistake calling Henry out.

ROSS: He didn't call Henry out Jerry! He issued an open challenge, which Henry seems to have taken personally.



HENRY: GET OUT OF MY FACE MAN! YOU AIN'T STOPPIN' ME!





HENRY: THIS IS WHERE YOU BEG FOR YOUR LIFE!



REFEREE: Mark, off the ropes! Come on! No!



HENRY: I WON'T TELL YOU AGAIN! GET OUT OF MY FACE! HE ASKED FOR THIS!

ROSS: FOR GOD'S SAKE! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!





ROSS: AXEL'S OUT OF IT! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!













ROSS: COME ON REF! DO YOUR DAMN JOB AND STOP THIS MATCH!





ROSS: NO! NOT AGAIN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!





REFEREE: Mark, back off! Back off!



REFEREE: Curtis? Curtis, can you hear me? Curtis?



REFEREE: Ring the bell!



HENRY: IT DON'T END LIKE THAT! IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL I SAY IT IS!





ROSS: NO! NO! NO!



*FEED ME MORE*

ROSS: Wait a minute! It can't be!





ROSS: IT IS! IT'S HIM! RYBACK HAS RETURNED AFTER A 15 MONTH ABSENCE!



ROSS: GOING STRAIGHT AFTER THE MAN WHO SHATTERED HIS ANKLE!





ROSS: RYBACK DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE!







ROSS: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!



RYBACK: FINISH IT!



ROSS: AND HENRY RUNS OFF LIKE A SCALDED DOG!



RYBACK/CROWD: FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE!



HENRY: NO ONE GETS THE JUMP ON ME! YOU SHOULD OF NEVER CAME BACK!

ROSS: WE'VE GOT TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK EVERYONE, STAY WITH US! MY GOD, WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

GENE OKERLUND: My guest at this time, Daniel Bryan. Daniel, last week, in a shocking display, Cody Rhodes stole your United States championship. And at the Royal Rumble, you will receive your rematch. What can we expect in that match?



DANIEL BRYAN: I've had a whole week to think about what happened. Cody Rhodes got lucky last week, but he won't be so lucky at the Royal Rumble. Because at the Rumble I wi-





CODY RHODES: You want a rematch, Bryan? Is that what you really want?! Huh?



RHODES: I'M THE FUTURE OF THE GWA! ME! NOT YOU, NOT ANYONE ELSE! ME! AND AFTER I BEAT YOU AGAIN, I'M GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH AND MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

JIM ROSS: Shocking scenes moments ago, Ladies and Gentlemen, but as we return to the ring, we're set for a match-up between two rising stars in the GWA.

JERRY LAWLER: Will you shut your mouth Ross? He's got a microphone in case you hadn't noticed!

BAD NEWS BARRETT: Can I have some decorum please? The good news is, that my opponent this evening, Alex Riley, has been experiencing a career resurgence. But! I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! That resurgence will come to an abrupt halt in just a few moments time, when I introduce Mr Riley to my Bullhammer. Then, after tonight, my focus will be on the Royal Rumble match, which I will go on to win and main event WrestleMania!



ROSS: Bad News Barrett certainly full of confidence tonight, and he'll need it going up against this young talent, Alex Riley.







ROSS: You're in for a treat here folks, I'll tell you that.

LAWLER: Treat? You think these fans deserve treats? Why don't we just give them milk and a plate of cookies as well?!



ROSS: Starting off with a lockup.



ROSS: Riley driving Barrett back into the corner.





ROSS: Barrett turns the tables now, blocking Riley in the corner.



REFEREE: Come on Barrett, out of the corner, let's go!







ROSS: Riley side steps Barrett, and this could be an opening for him to regain control.



LAWLER: Look at that idiot Riley, smiling away!



ROSS: Clothesline in the corner by Riley!









ROSS: A nicely executed DDT there by Riley.



ROSS: Riley enjoying the appreciation of this capacity crowd here tonight.



ROSS: Barrett catches Riley with a shot to the mid-section there.







ROSS: Big Boot by Barrett! Both these men looking to pick up momentum heading towards the Royal Rumble and the Royal Rumble match, and win here tonight would do just that.











ROSS: Uppercut by Barrett.







ROSS: What a German suplex by Barrett!







ROSS: Barrett signalling for the Bullhammer!

LAWLER: Lights out Riley!







ROSS: And Riley sides steps again!



ROSS: And Barrett takes a fall there!



ALEX RILEY: Should I?



ROSS: Riley shrugs his shoulders...







ROSS: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

LAWLER: OH NO!



ROSS: And the referee begins the 10 count for both men now.











ROSS: And Barrett makes his way back into the ring as well, still shaken from that dive by Riley.



ROSS: And Riley with a modified baseball slide, catching Barrett!



LAWLER: Disqualify him ref!





ROSS: What's Riley got in mind here?



ROSS: And again with that modified baseball slide!





ROSS: Riley feeding off of this crowd here tonight!

LAWLER: I hate people like Riley! Not for any particular reason, I just hate them!





ROSS: Barrett shaking his head, trying to refocus here.





ROSS: And Riley connects with the A-Bomb!



ROSS: Riley into the cover, and that may be it, folks!





ROSS: 1...





ROSS: 2...





ROSS: 3! And Riley picks up another win here tonight!





ROSS: Barrett put up a good fight, but Riley was the better man on this occasion. We're about to take our final break for tonight, and when we return, Batista and Alberto Del Rio will sign the contract for their World Heavyweight championship match. Stay with us folks!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

JIM ROSS: Welcome back to Main Event everyone, and we're going to hand it over to Gene Okerlund in the ring.



GENE OKERLUND: Thank you JR. Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, at the Royal Rumble, Alberto Del Rio will put the World Heavyweight championship on the line against Batista. Tonight, we're going to make that match official by having both men sign the contract. First, please welcome the World Heavyweight champion, Alberto Del Rio!

















OKERLUND: And now, the challenger. Batista!









OKERLUND: Batista, if you'd like to take your seat...





OKERLUND: Hey! Wait just a minute!







OKERLUND: Gentlemen, please!







OKERLUND: Gentlemen, we all know why we're here. If we can try and maintain order.



OKERLUND: Alberto, if you'd like to sign first.



BATISTA: Before you sign that, I want you to listen to me.



BATISTA: Did you see what I did to John Cena last week? He was in my way, and so are you. I will stop at nothing to get my hands on the World Heavyweight championship. Nothing at all. At the Royal Rumble, I'm going to give you the worst beating that you'll ever have in your life. Then I'll drag your rotting carcass back into this ring, pin you, and take what is rightfully mine!















ALBERTO DEL RIO: Do you think I'm intimidated by you? I'm the son of Dos Caras, the nephew of Mil Mascaras! I fear no man, no man at all.



DEL RIO: I don't get why people like you think they're superior to anyone else. I've faced many challengers before you, and each of them said the same things as you, and each one of them lost. And at the Royal Rumble, that's exactly what will happen to you.













BATISTA: DEAL WITH IT!



JIM ROSS: THINGS ARE HEATING UP ON THE ROAD TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE! BY GOD ALMIGHTY! WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOLKS, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!