Episode 2 - January 12th 2015

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

JIM ROSS: Good Evening everybody, and welcome to GWA Main Event! I'm Jim Ross, and joining me tonight and for God knows how long, Jerry "The King" Lawler.

JERRY LAWLER: Admit it JR, you struggled calling the whole show by yourself last week. Come on! Admit it, you need me!

JR: Whatever helps you sleep at night, King. Anyway, Ladies and Gentlemen, we've got a lot to fit in over the next hour. We have two championship matches tonight, as Bray Wyatt challenges Dean Ambrose for the Hardcore title. Then, Cody Rhodes, the self proclaimed future of the GWA, will step into the ring with Daniel Bryan for the United States championship.

LAWLER: Now hold a minute JR, you're forgetting about the most important match tonight!

JR: I was just getting to that, if you'd give me a minute.

LAWLER: You're taking too long! All these people are falling asleep!

JR: As I was saying! Also tonight, Batista meets John Cena in a match to determine who will face Alberto Del Rio for the World Heavyweight title at the Royal Rumble.

LAWLER: I can't wait to see Batista tear John Cena apart, it's a long time coming, I'll tell you that!







LAWLER: This guy gives me the creeps JR.

JR: Well that's something that we can agree on at least. Bray Wyatt is certainly one of the most unorthodox competitors we have here in the GWA, and has certainly found his home in our Hardcore division.




LAWLER: Oh, I can't stand this idiot! He spent two years being carried, along with that other idiot Roman Reigns, in The Shield!

JR: Now that just isn't true King! Ambrose made as much of a contribution to...

LAWLER: Cram a sock in it JR, I'm sick of you running your mouth. You're lucky I don't slap the taste right out of it! If it can happen to Andy Kaufman, it can happen to you!



JR: And Ambrose is not wasting any time!







LAWLER: They're punching the hell out of each other! See, I can even do Play by Play better than you!





JR: Ambrose rolls to the outside, and this will get really ugly, very quickly.


JR: Ambrose rooting around under the ring for his weapon of choice.



LAWLER: Hey! What's he trying to pull?! This is supposed to be a wrestling match!



JR: It's called a Hardcore match for a reason King.



LAWLER: Don't you take that tone with me JR! I'm sick of warning you!






JR: Ambrose throwing chair after chair into the ring.







LAWLER: Put that down, you maniac!







JR: By God, what a chair shot!





JR: Wyatt's in serious trouble here!



JR: Ambrose just slammed Wyatt's face into that chair, and this one may be over before it's even begun!

LAWLER: That doesn't make any sense JR! Of course it's begun, have you not been watching?!









JR: CON-CHAIR-TO! CON-CHAIR-TO!



LAWLER: Did you forget to take your medication or something? Stop screaming down my ear!







JR: Ambrose rolls Wyatt out onto the floor, and this does not bode well for "The Eater of Worlds"





JR: Ambrose up on the apron...





JR: By God, Wyatt rolled out of the way, and Ambrose crashes and burns!

LAWLER: I don't see any flames JR, stop making stuff up and call it like you see it, will you?



JR: Wyatt's dragging a table out from underneath the ring, and this will not have a happy ending folks.

LAWLER: What did you just say?! This is a family show JR!











JR: Wyatt rolls Ambrose back into the ring now.







JR: Setting up that table in the corner...





JR: Ambrose's head bounced right off of that table!

LAWLER: It's a miracle that it didn't break! These tables are the poorest design I've ever come across, they break far too easily!









JR: Wyatt up to the top rope!







JR: Right through the table!



LAWLER: That's one heck of a creepy smile!



JR: And Ambrose is already trying to get up!









JR: Wyatt playing mind games with Ambrose now.

LAWLER: He's wasting time! Cover him!

JR: I thought you didn't like him?

LAWLER: I don't! But I like Ambrose a whole lot less!









JR: We know what's coming next...



JR: Sister Abigail! Onto a chair!





LAWLER: Cover him you idiot!





LAWLER: Hey! Hey you! Idiot! Get back in the ring and pin him!

JR: It's too late for that King.



LAWLER: How's he even back on his feet? His brain must be even more scrambled than it was before!



JR: Uh-oh...





LAWLER: Ambrose is practically comatose in that corner. Get in there and put him out of his misery Bray!







JR: Ambrose got out of the way just in time!



LAWLER: I've said it before, and no doubt I'll say it again. These guys are idiots!







JR: Ambrose is not entirely sure where he is right now.



JR: Wyatt has not moved one inch.







LAWLER: Do either of these guys know how to win a match?! You have to pin your opponent! Key word! Pin!











JR: I'm not sure what Ambrose has in mind here...







JR: Wyatt's still not moved.







LAWLER: What is he doing?!













JR: Ambrose setting that ladder up now.











JR: Wyatt is still out cold!







JR: Wait a minute...







JR: Oh no, don't do this!





JR: For the love of God Dean! Think of your family!







JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! IT'S GONE TOO FAR DAMN IT! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

LAWLER: Calm down JR, you'll give yourself a hernia!





JR: AMBROSE CRAWLS INTO THE COVER! HOW IS HE EVEN MOVING?!





JR: ONE!





JR: TWO!





JR: THREE! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'VE JUST WITNESSED!



LAWLER: Well, I'm just glad it's over! What a mockery of this great industry!

JR: Stay with us folks, we've got much more to come on GWA Main Event!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

GENE OKERLUND: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time...



OKERLUND: John Cena!



OKERLUND: John, tonight you face Batista in a match where everything is on the line. The winner gets that all important title shot at the Royal Rumble in just under three weeks time. What are your thoughts heading into this match?



JOHN CENA: The truth is Gene, I don't really have any thoughts. If you over-think something, you begin to obsess about it. Now I know what everyone's saying about me, that I've lost my step and that I can't win a match any more. 2014 was a bad year for me, but 2015 is where my luck changes for the better. Tonight, I go out there and beat Batista in the middle of that ring!



JR: John Cena certainly focused on the task ahead of him a bit later on tonight, but as we return to the ring, it's time for our United States championship match. There you see the challenger, the self proclaimed "future" of the GWA.

LAWLER: What do you mean "self proclaimed", he is the future JR! And he's going to beat that poisonous little dwarf tonight and prove it to you, and anyone else who doubts him!



JR: And there he is folks! The GWA United States champion Daniel Bryan, who won the title back at Survivor Series after returning from a neck injury.



LAWLER: Listen to these morons chanting YES over and over again! It's idiotic!



JR: A tie up to start things off here, and this should be a great match.







JR: Rhodes drags Bryan into the corner.





JR: Rhodes connects with the Disaster Kick!







JR: Looking to end things in the early goings here!





JR: 1...





JR: 2...



JR: And a kick out by Bryan at 2.

LAWLER: That was a slow count!

JR: Give it a rest King.



LAWLER: What did you just say to me? Do you know who I am?

JR: Unfortunately, yes I do.



JR: Rhodes makes it back to his feet first.







JR: Great counter by Bryan!





JR: Baseball slide kick!



LAWLER: What is he doing?! He'll ruin Cody's handsome looks!











JR: Top rope Moonsault by Bryan!







JR: 1...





JR: 2...



JR: And Rhodes get the shoulder up. Two near falls already in this match.







LAWLER: NOOOOOOOOO!





JR: Rhodes got out of the way at the last second, and Bryan hit the top turnbuckle with force!

LAWLER: He got exactly what he deserved! If you look like a goat, you're going to act like one too!

JR: What?

LAWLER: Don't start that with me.











JR: Nice vertical suplex there by Rhodes.













JR: Submission applied here by Rhodes!

LAWLER: That's how it's done JR! You may as well give him the belt right now.



REFEREE: What do you say Daniel? Want to give it up?



RHODES: COME ON! TAP! ASK HIM REF!





JR: Bryan crawling towards the ropes.





JR: And he makes it.



REFEREE: Come on Cody, break the hold! Let him go! 1...2...3...



REFEREE: I will disqualify you! This is your one and only warning!



JR: Bryan rolls to the outside, trying to regain feeling in that leg.

LAWLER: LOOK OUT!





JR: Rhodes dives to the outside!









JR: Bryan is in a bad way after that dive by Rhodes.



LAWLER: That's it! New champion JR!

JR: Rhodes into the cover now.





JR: 1...





JR: 2...



JR: And Bryan gets the shoulder up!

LAWLER: What is this referee trying to pull?!



RHODES: THAT WAS THREE!





JR: Bryan catches him with a kick!





JR: Rhodes caught completely off guard there.

LAWLER: This was all that referee's fault! He was distracting him!



JR: Bryan from the top rope!





LAWLER: Oh no! Get up Cody!



JR: A last gasp effort from Bryan there, but can he capitalise?





JR: The referee beginning to count both men out.









JR: Rhodes rolls to the outside now.

LAWLER: That's smart strategy JR!



JR: Bryan begins to stir.





LAWLER: Come on Cody! Shake it off!



JR: Wait a minute! Bryan!





JR: WHAT THE HELL?! RHODES JUST HIT BRYAN WITH THE BELT!



JR: THE REFEREE DIDN'T SEE IT! RHODES SHOULD OF BEEN DISQUALIFIED!





LAWLER: GET BACK IN THE RING! HE'S AT 8 ALREADY!







JR: NO! NOT LIKE THIS!



LAWLER: Cross Rhodes! HAHAHAHA!







JR: 1...





JR: 2...





JR: 3! GOD DAMN IT, CODY RHODES JUST STOLE THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!





JR: BRYAN IS OUT COLD! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY REPREHENSIBLE!



LAWLER: Well you'd better learn to love it JR!

JR: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! WE'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MOMENTS FOLKS!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

OKERLUND: Ladies and Gentlemen, please forgive me. I was supposed to be interviewing Batista, but...



RHODES: Who gives a damn about Batista? You should be conducting an interview me, the NEW GWA United States champion, Cody Rhodes! Tonight I proved just how valuable I am to this company. This title, this is just the start for me. Because in just under three weeks, I'm going to win the Royal Rumble match, main event WrestleMania 31 and become the World Heavyweight champion!



JR: This makes me sick! He just cheated Daniel Bryan mere moments ago, and he thinks he deserves to main even WrestleMania? The kid's delusional!

LAWLER: You're just jealous JR! I for one can't wait for Cody Rhodes to main event WrestleMania this year, it'll be the greatest WrestleMania in history!

JR: Well, regardless of what has transpired here tonight, we still have one more match to take place, and that is the Number One Contender's match between John Cena and Batista.

LAWLER: I have no idea why Cena's in a Number One Contender's match JR! He hasn't won a match since September!



JR: That's true King.

LAWLER: I know it's true, I don't need you to tell me that!



JR: John Cena, hoping to win his first match since September here tonight.

LAWLER: He's washed up JR! He's a has been! He may as well retire!



LAWLER: Now that's a real Superstar JR!

JR: Batista has certainly been on a hot streak since returning to the GWA last year.

LAWLER: AND he's a huge star in Hollywood as well! And what do these morons do?! Call him names!

JR: The fans have a right to voice their opinion King.

LAWLER: Well you would say that, wouldn't you?



JR: Batista not wasting any time with that spear!











JR: Cena fighting back against this choke hold.

LAWLER: He does know Batista's a trained MMA fighter, right?

JR: I'm sure he's well aware of that King.





JR: And Cena gets his foot on the bottom rope.









JR: Cena's head bounced off the top turnbuckle.





JR: Batista with those shoulder blocks now, targeting Cena's ribs.

LAWLER: Cena's a joke! He doesn't even try any more!





JR: Huge impact of that Spinebuster!









JR: Modified German Suplex there.





LAWLER: Look at that JR! What a physique! He'll make a great World Heavyweight champion!









JR: Batista eyeing up that ring post!





JR: Counter by Cena!

LAWLER: OH NO!











JR: Cena trying to apply the STF!



JR: And he does!



REFEREE: What do you say Batista? Do you want to give it up?



LAWLER: Fight it Batista! Fight it!



JR: Batista now, trying to find some way to counter.



JR: Cena's losing his grip!





JR: And that was a lucky escape for Batista. But you have to ask, has the damage already been done?

LAWLER: Nobody has to ask that JR! Shut your mouth!

JR: You know I've always wondered why your marriages didn't work out King.

LAWLER: What's that supposed to mean?! Just call the match will you?!





JR: Clothesline!







JR: Cena looking to end this with an Attitude Adjustment!



JR: Batista grabs ahold of the top rope. Cena trying to regain control.





JR: Batista escapes the AA for now.





LAWLER: HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT CENA!











JR: Gut wrench takeover there.





JR: Batista asserting his dominance here.







LAWLER: How does it feel to be mauled by an animal, Cena? HAHAHAHA!



JR: Cena is in real trouble right now.





JR: BATISTA BOMB! BATISTA BOMB!

LAWLER: That's it! It's all over!







JR: 1...





JR: 2...





JR: 3! And just like that, it's over!



LAWLER: Get used to that sight everyone! Because this is exactly what you'll see at the Royal Rumble!







BATISTA: Are any of you really that surprised?! Huh?!



BATISTA: Is this what I'm supposed to call my competition? This man is nothing, insignificant!



BATISTA: Alberto Del Rio! I'm speaking to you now. If you think that you earned my respect by beating Triple H last week, you're very much mistaken! I've beaten him countless times, he's nothing but a has been, and he knows that. I'm the Animal, I'm at the top of the food chain, and at the Royal Rumble, I want my title BACK!

JR: Strong words there from the new Number One Contender! Folks, we'd like to thank you for being with us again tonight, we'll see you next week on GWA Main Event!